Illegal Immigrants - Thank you for 50 Million ringgit

50 million ringgit is the money allocated by the government to get rid of illegal immigrants in Sabah. It was announced last night in TV3. Come to think of it, yes we thank Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for being generous to us Sabahans.

Thank you very much. We will be forever indebted to the federal government. How could we repay you? We cannot! Just take our land instead, use all of Sabah resources, cut our forests, rob our oil, bring your Malayan people and prosper here, we will reciprocate and send our youths to suffer there.

Convert them to be "just like you", so you can indoctrinate your belief and at the same time dilute ours. With that you kill two birds with one stone, you can increase your number and dissolve our threats.

Don't worry we are already inured to hardship. After all we are indebted to you. 50 million ringgit. Thank you.

Wait! Hang on... A little bird told me. that is not for us. Oi then for whom? For illegal immigrants.

Nevermind since our Sabahans mind told us A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

When are we going to change?